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“Stay in character! Stay in character! Stay in character! Even as the police are fitting you with handcuffs - stay in character! Think of the booking sergeant as just another bemused watcher - make him smile. Judges are nothing less than social managers - amuse and entertain them. Send them home to their friends and families with a great but puzzling story. And if worse comes to worst, think of your fellow prison inmates as perhaps the most laugh-deprived members of society; give them what they want, give them what they need - make ‘em laugh.”
John Ward’s sage advice on what to do if you’re arrested for pulling a prank. From Causing a Scene. (via alexscordelis) (via chamberlain) (via healywu)
